Felix Gato's Ten Catfight Rules

[Felix_Gato]

1) Wear your hair long, and loose. It will provide a simple and direct challenge to your rival.

2) Make sure your nails are ready for a fight. They should be as long as you can get them, sharpened, and highly polished. The services of an talented nail tech is highly recommended. Share with her that you are going to be in a catfight, and that you need her services to arm you appropriately. Natural nails are fine, but acrylic or other hard synthetic materials are even better. For the truly inspired, metal fighting claws are the most devastating of all!

3) Do not start your catfight in the nude. Dress provocatively. Wear makeup, perfume and jewelry. Wear sandals, pumps or thigh-high boots fitted with outrageously tall stiletto heels. Wear seamed stockings and lacy garterbelts. Wear frilly and fragile lingerie. Do not wear flip-flops, shorts, jeans, sweat pants, sports bras, or jogging clothes. Present yourself to your rival as utterly feminine. SHow her why you are better than her. Remind her that you can steal her lover from her whenever you wish. Remember, a catfight is about besting your rival in as many different ways as possible. It is a physical contest, to be sure, but also a psychological one.

4) It is better to plan a catfight in advance; the premeditation and build-up of anticipation will make for a more explosive encounter when it finally does occur. Don't settle for the humdrum - the more exotic the locale, the hotter the catfight is likely to be. Think of the honeymoon suite at that downtown hotel, the hot tub at the house you are watching while the owners are away on vacation, a limo you hire for the evening to just cruise around town. Improvise. Surprise. Stun!

5) Assure the fight location will provide all the privacy you will want. Real catfighters do not wish to be interrupted or, worse, separated once hostilities begin. If you wish one or more spectators to be present, have them swear in advance they will in no way interfere once hostilites are under way!

6) Be prepared to go the distance. No one likes a quitter, especially in woman-to-woman catfights. It is unseemly to give up, and only a little less so to let your rival surrender. Agree with her at the outset that there will be no rules, no quarter asked for, or given. If she gives up before you are finished with her, you should have every right to continue to punish her to your full satisfaction. Of course, she can do the same to you!

7) Good catfights produce tears, sweat, and blood. The best catfights add saliva and cunt juices to those bodily fluids. Smear on each other liberally, and without shame. Catfighting is a violent, vicious and savage affair - do not shrink from its consequences!

8) Once hostilities are under way, it is vastly more important to expend your efforts to hurt her, rather than protect yourself. Pathetic fighters circle and dance, jab and feint, and strike quickly, only to retreat. True catfighters intuitively understand that catfights mean quickly getting in close and then *staying* in close! Simple expedients like starting on your knees, face-to-face, permits this to happen naturally.

9) Pay especial attention to your rival's three most vulnerable and prized areas - her face, her tits, and her cunt. Remember that, with suitable clothing, she can hide whatever damage you do to her tits and cunt - but she is powerless to hide her face from the rest of the world. Take special care to hurt her face and neck - the injuries you inflict will count twice - physically, to be sure, but even more importantly, psychologically. She will know shame and humiliation. Isn't that the *best*?

10) While fighting, You should: yank and pull hair, slap faces, tear off clothing, claw and rake and maul tits and cunt. You should bite and grind and tear with your teeth. You should gouge and cut and lacerate with your nails. You should not: punch or use techniques best left for men. You are a woman - fight like one!

[halhal3]

Hi Felix,

Just when you think there are no rules at all, you find out everything has a procedure....LOL.

Thanks for posting the 10 Rules again. They were VERY entertaining.


-Hal

[agraf74]

This was such an inspiring set of rules!

So I had to re-write them with titles, and MINOR changes... Here it goes, the

TEN CATFIGHT RULES, as ammended by Agraf

1) Build-up: Think about where, when, who, how you're going to catfight with. Just thinking of it will make you bring up to the right mood and wet your appetite and more for it. Try to invest in an exotic locale, the honeymoon suite at a downtown hotel, the hot tub at the house you are watching while the owners are away, a hired limo cruising round town (with a full proof driver)... You can spice up the encounter by exchanging letters or emails specifying the things you intend to do to your rival during the catfight, and after you defeat her. Premeditation assures an explosive and hotter encounter when it finally does occur.

2) Place: Assure you’ll have all the privacy you need, by choosing an isolated house or sound insulated room, locked from the inside when you’re both in; no door bell or telephone rings; no computer lines on. One or two automatic photo or video cameras from high platforms, protected from accidental shock, and bright lights that you can turn on before the fight starts shall be provided, if you’ve agreed to take recorded proof of the fight. If the person you’re fighting over is to be present, or if you wish spectators to be present, lock them out in another room with a view to the fight arena, or by strap them to chairs yourselves. (Do not make them swear in advance that they will not interfere as they usually prove to be liars and feeble hearted...)

3) Time: Fix the fight in the future, some three months at least from now. Let your hair grow long, and loose, to provide a direct challenge to your rival’s beauty. It will send shivers down your companion’s spine, and yours, thinking of the exquisite pain you’ll suffer if you don’t keep out of the bitch’s fingers.

4) Dress and footwear: Wear utterly feminine clothes, makeup, perfume, and jewellery for better psychological effect. Dress or fetish clothes shall be of light material, with seams and buttons or zippers that allow easy ripping or removal, and the lingerie (if any) sea-through, frilly, and fragile so that you’ll not sweat to death in them. Wear high heel sandals or pumps that you may get rid of before the fight, and metal stiletto heels, strapped to the ankle shoes, or thigh-high boots with metal caps for grudge catfights. Show her that you are the better woman, and you may take her lover as easily as you can take your clothes off, thus making her lose a little each time she rips a piece off your clothing.

5) Nails: Wear your finger nails and your toe nails as long as you can get them, sharpened, and polished white. The services of a nail tech is recommended, to ensure they are hardened, and do not break easily. For grudge catfights, add acrylic, other hard synthetic, or metal nails to your fingers, and it will send shivers down your companion’s spine, and yours, watching the devastating effects on the bitch’s skin. The catfight will not finish until your nails change from white to red with your rival’s blood.

6) Drinks: The big woman you are is about 75% water and, to function properly, you need at least three litres of water per day to avoid dehydration. Take three large plastic bottles of water to the place. One, you’ll throw at the bitch’s face, just to smear her makeup and wet her top clothes before the fight. The second is to drink during the respite moments, while your rival is rolling around holding her throbbing, hurting body, to further reinvigorate you. The third you’ll throw onto yourself after the catfight, to clean up the tears, spit, sweat, blood and other body juices (your rival’s and your own) after the catfight.

7) Attack moves: Yank and pull hair, slap and scratch cheeks, gouge, bite ears, nose, lips and neck, tear off clothing, claw, rake and maul tits, belly, and back, punch, knee and kick her everywhere until she’s down, so you can further strip her shoes or boots, twist and bite her toes, penetrate her cunt and ass even if she’s like a virgin, and scratch and cut her thighs and ass cheeks. You should NOT pull hair to hear the bitch scream, but to get plenty of locks of hair to spread all over the floor. You should NOT punch the face (it’s too bony, and you’ll break your fingers), use your knee, elbow or an upwards kick to her jaw or eye socket for better effect. You SHOULD NOT try to smother the bitch with your breasts, while she still has teeth on her mouth, and is breathing, use your ass cheeks instead. You should NOT attempt to follow this rule in order, from top to bottom of your rival, improvise and attack targets as you’re presented with them for quicker and better results.

8) Defence moves: None! You're a woman, fight like one! Expend your efforts to hurt her, rather than to protect yourself. Pathetic circling, dancing, jabbing, feinting, and retreating is for men and sissies. Female catfighters intuitively go all in, then *stay* in close, to viciously savage her, as per Rule 7.

9) Strategy: Hit, scratch and hurt her face and neck, particularly if she can’t hide at home for the next two weeks; or the breasts, cunt and ass, if she’s a sex professional or has been using them with your lover without your written permission.

10) Ending: Be prepared to go the distance, and DO NOT shrink from the consequences. Your only agreement with the bitch at the outset is that there will be no quarter asked for, or given. If she gives up before you are finished with her, make her beg for it, then scream for it, and keep on punishing her to your full satisfaction; stand up briefly to get the third bottle of water (Rule 6), then face sit her, and drink your water, and try to piss in her mouth (remember she’s pretty dehydrated herself). She will know shame and humiliation. Isn't that the *best* end? (Minor problem: although she has only 5% of chances, she may win.)